We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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