In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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