You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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