So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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