well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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