so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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