he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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