hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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