I must be too annoying 4 u.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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