:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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