He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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