Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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