youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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