THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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