i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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