i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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