the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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