You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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