Acid is not a monday night drug
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I want to be your penis for a week.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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