Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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