When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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