I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Found the puke drawer
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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