you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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