They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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