So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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