Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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