literally had 100 drinks last night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I am one with the molecules
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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