i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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