I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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