just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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