He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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