Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I deserve this hangover.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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