I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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