i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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