I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
nutella sex= disaster
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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