She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
please come you make the beer taste better
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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