you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
no you cant smoke seaweed
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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