Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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