We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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