i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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