every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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