Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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