All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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