He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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