i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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