you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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