Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I won the penis lottery.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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