just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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