I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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