I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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