If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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