Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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