just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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