So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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