I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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